12 Days of Jesus Junk - Day 12 - Santa with Baby Jesus Nativity(ies)
Wednesday, December 26th, 2007 Posted in Jesus Junk | No Comments »On the 12th day of Kitschmas my webmaster brought to me: 12 Santa with Jesus figurines. You betcha I ain't kiddin'! I mean,what better way to convey to the kiddies the true meaning of Christmas in our current entertainint-driven culture than ...
12 Days of Jesus Junk - Day 11 - Happy Birthday Jesus Tattoos
Monday, December 24th, 2007 Posted in Jesus Junk | No Comments »On the 11th day of Christmas my webmaster rubbed on me - 11 "Happy Birthday Jesus" tattoos! Just when you thought I've already cited and objectifried the worst in Kristshun Kitsch, the crass world of commercialization, like a good rash, provides ...
12 Days of Jesus Junk - Day 10 - Moses Action Figure
Sunday, December 23rd, 2007 Posted in Jesus Junk | No Comments »On the 10th day of kitschmas my webmaster threw down on me - 10 Moses Action Figures (all clutching tablets of the 10 commandments in their patented kung-fu grip!). Seriously, todays wandering into 'Wadi Crapola' was made a bit amusing by ...
12 Days of Jesus Junk - Day 9 - 9″ Plush Long Arm Religious Gorillas
Saturday, December 22nd, 2007 Posted in Jesus Junk | No Comments »On the 9th day of Christmas my webmaster gave to me, a 9" Plush Long Arm Religious Gorilla! Oh how I wish I were making this one up today. I mean talk about a John 11:35 moment - what in the ...
12 Days of Jesus Junk - Day 8 - Elvis Christmas 8 Track Tape
Friday, December 21st, 2007 Posted in Jesus Junk | No Comments »On the 8th day of Christmas my webmaster played for me - an 8 track of Elvis singing my not-so-favorite Christmas tunes. Yup, nothing croons the sacred event of our Savior's birth like the original culture king singing such greats as: Blue ...
12 Days of Jesus Junk - Day 7 - Walking With Jesus Playing Cards
Thursday, December 20th, 2007 Posted in Jesus Junk | No Comments »On the 7th day of Christmas my webmaster dealt to me, a set sevens, with an ace-king kicker. What better way to demonstrate grace than to take a bad beating on the river during a late night game of Texas hold ...
12 Days of Jesus Junk - Day 6 - Jesus Saves Goose Leg Bands
Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 Posted in Jesus Junk | 1 Comment »On the 6th day of Christmas my (new) webmaster crimped on me, six goose band leggings ... I didn't think it possible to "jump the shark" with a topic as over-the-top as the 12 Days of Christmas crapola ... but it ...
12 Days of Jesus Junk - Day 5 - Jesus Pencil Toppers
Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 Posted in Jesus Junk | 1 Comment »Then the Lord said to me, ‘Arise, go down quickly from here, for your web developers whom you have outsourced from India have acted corruptly. They have turned aside quickly out of the way that I commanded them; they have ...
12 Days of Jesus Junk - Day 4 - Jesus Loves me Kazoos
Monday, December 17th, 2007 Posted in Jesus Junk | 4 Comments »On the 4th day of Christmas my webmaster brought to me, four neon colored kazoos! Yes folks, even if your singing sounds like an injured cat in a trash can, you can still harmonize with that "Mitt Romney sings your ...
12 Days of Jesus Junk - Day 3 - Inflatable Nativity
Sunday, December 16th, 2007 Posted in Jesus Junk | No Comments »On the 3rd day of Christmas my webmaster gave to me, three inflatable nativities (see enumerated image below !-) Yes folks, nothing bring to life the miraculous birth of our Savior like some pudgy latex airbag glowing in front of your ...
12 Days of Jesus Junk - Day 2 - Jesus Night Lights
Saturday, December 15th, 2007 Posted in Jesus Junk | No Comments »Yes folks, it's day two of our 12 step ... I mean 12 day bloganalia of Jesus junk, that crufty commercialized crap that so cheapens our faith, to the point of giving us equally crummy websites. With that, let us ...
12 Days of Jesus Junk - Day 1 - Life-like Baby Jesus
Friday, December 14th, 2007 Posted in Jesus Junk | 1 Comment »On the first day of Christmas my webmaster bought for me, an "Away In A Manger Collectible Baby Jesus Pageant Lifelike Doll." Yes folks with Christmas 12 days from today it is time to take some time out from web design ...
