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12 Days of Jesus Junk – Day 5 – Speak Clearly

Even if you haven’t read the latest writings of Steve Krug, Jakob Nielsen or Luke Wroblewski, it doesn’t take a ‘Jesus Christ Rubber Duck’ to understand that church speak and clique-chat only help relegate your site into the realms search engine obscurity.

12 Days of Jesus Junk – Day 4 – Unreadable at 11:23

If conversion rates are the metric by which we measure successful web page adoption, then the antithesis of that is product abandonment. Today’s example shows how something as intuitive as a wall clock was made unreadable at 11:23.

12 Days of Jesus Junk – Day 3 – Avoid Wipeouts

Nothing says “wipe-out” like a cheap little Holy Bible eraser. And nothing spells disaster like having all your valuable data turn into techno-mush. Here’s some tips to avoid this.

12 Days of Jesus Junk – Day 2 – Think Globally!

As once again the TSA reminds us that Christmas Snow Globes a threat to National Security, I thought it might be a good time to talk about the wide-World of bad-guys and some simple things you can do to guard your site from a potentially explosive situation.

12 Days of Jesus Junk – Day 1 – Hallway Testing

Learn how to cheaply and quickly avoid ‘accidental-message-myopia’ syndrome – like inadvertently creating a design that asserts an Aryan baby Jesus.

12 Days of Jesus Junk – Day 12 – Santa with Baby Jesus Nativity(ies)

12 Santa with Jesus figurines. A confusing little mix of Madison Avenue imagery with legal historic details is an excellent object lesson in why we need to be careful about semantics in a different light: semantic HTML.

12 Days of Jesus Junk – Day 11 – Happy Birthday Jesus Tattoos

Yes folks, everyone knows your kids will be different like everyone else wearing their “Happy Birthday Jesus” tattoos. They also serve as a perfect object lesson on 11 blogging mistakes pastors & laypersons make when they leave nothing but a world of markup, rather than a mark on the world.

12 Days of Jesus Junk – Day 10 – Moses Action Figure

On the 10th day of kitschmas my webmaster threw down on me – 10 Moses Action Figures (all clutching tablets of the 10 commandments in their patented kung-fu grip!). The perfect reminder to remember 10 Commandments of Church Website Search Engine Optimization.