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		<title>12 Days of Jesus Junk &#8211; Day 12 &#8211; Santa with Baby Jesus Nativity(ies)</title>
		<link>http://healyourchurchwebsite.com/2007/12/26/12-days-of-jesus-junk-day-12-santa-with-baby-jesus-nativityies/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=12-days-of-jesus-junk-day-12-santa-with-baby-jesus-nativityies</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:52:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[12 Santa with Jesus figurines. A confusing little mix of Madison Avenue imagery with legal historic details is an excellent object lesson in why we need to be careful about semantics in a different light: semantic HTML. <a href="http://healyourchurchwebsite.com/2007/12/26/12-days-of-jesus-junk-day-12-santa-with-baby-jesus-nativityies/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>12 Days of Jesus Junk &#8211; Day 11 &#8211; Happy Birthday Jesus Tattoos</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 04:34:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes folks, everyone knows your kids will be different like everyone else wearing their "Happy Birthday Jesus" tattoos. They also serve as a perfect object lesson on 11 blogging mistakes pastors &#038; laypersons make when they leave nothing but a world of markup, rather than a mark on the world. <a href="http://healyourchurchwebsite.com/2007/12/24/12-days-of-jesus-junk-day-11-happy-birthday-jesus-tattoos/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>12 Days of Jesus Junk &#8211; Day 10 &#8211; Moses Action Figure</title>
		<link>http://healyourchurchwebsite.com/2007/12/23/12-days-of-jesus-junk-day-10-moses-action-figure/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=12-days-of-jesus-junk-day-10-moses-action-figure</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 03:45:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the 10th day of kitschmas my webmaster threw down on me - 10 Moses Action Figures (all clutching tablets of the 10 commandments in their patented kung-fu grip!). The perfect reminder to remember 10 Commandments of Church Website Search Engine Optimization.

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		<title>12 Days of Jesus Junk &#8211; Day 7 &#8211; Walking With Jesus Playing Cards</title>
		<link>http://healyourchurchwebsite.com/2007/12/20/12-days-of-jesus-junk-day-7-walking-with-jesus-playing-cards/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=12-days-of-jesus-junk-day-7-walking-with-jesus-playing-cards</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>meandean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the 7th day of Jesus Junk my webmaster equipped me with everything I needed to take a good beating during a youth ministry Texas Hold'em lock in with a pack of Walking With Jesus' Playing Cards. And speaking of betting the house, let's complain a bit about all Flash websites - as like gambling, it seems there are quite a few church webmaster addicted to this plugin. <a href="http://healyourchurchwebsite.com/2007/12/20/12-days-of-jesus-junk-day-7-walking-with-jesus-playing-cards/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>12 Days of Jesus Junk &#8211; Day 6 &#8211; Jesus Saves Goose Leg Bands</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How you convey your church or charity's message is as important as what you say. Case in point, the Christmas Kitsch otherwise known as the 'unique â€œJesus Savesâ€ goose leg band' ... available on E-Bay for $12.99! Compare this ill-gotten approach with your church website conversion goals. <a href="http://healyourchurchwebsite.com/2007/12/19/12-days-of-jesus-junk-day-6-jesus-saves-goose-leg-bands/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>12 Days of Jesus Junk &#8211; Day 5 &#8211; Jesus Pencil Toppers</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:35:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>meandean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the 5th day of kitschmas my webmaster was struck down by G*d. Why? How about the idolatry (or blasphemy) known as "Jesus Pencil Toppers" and the faux navigation they objectify. <a href="http://healyourchurchwebsite.com/2007/12/18/12-days-of-jesus-junk-day-5-jesus-pencil-toppers/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>12 Days of Jesus Junk &#8211; Day 4 &#8211; Jesus Loves me Kazoos</title>
		<link>http://healyourchurchwebsite.com/2007/12/17/12-days-of-jesus-junk-day-4-jesus-loves-me-kazoos/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=12-days-of-jesus-junk-day-4-jesus-loves-me-kazoos</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 19:19:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>meandean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the 4th day of Christmas my webmaster brought to me, four neon colored kazoos! Yes folks, even if your singing sounds like an injured cat in a trash can, you can still harmonize with that "Mitt Romney sings your Favorite Carols with the Mormon Tabernacle" album your great aunt bought you back in 1987 when you're equipped with one of these cheap, plastic "Jesus Loves me kazoos" pictured to the right: <a href="http://healyourchurchwebsite.com/2007/12/17/12-days-of-jesus-junk-day-4-jesus-loves-me-kazoos/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>12 Days of Jesus Junk &#8211; Day 3 &#8211; Inflatable Nativity</title>
		<link>http://healyourchurchwebsite.com/2007/12/16/12-days-of-jesus-junk-day-3-inflatable-nativity/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=12-days-of-jesus-junk-day-3-inflatable-nativity</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2007 12:05:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>meandean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the 3rd day of Christmas my webmaster gave to me, three inflatable nativities. Yes folks, nothing bring to life the miraculous birth of our Savior like some pudgy latex airbag glowing in front of your house at night. Which brings me to my topic of image bloat ... <a href="http://healyourchurchwebsite.com/2007/12/16/12-days-of-jesus-junk-day-3-inflatable-nativity/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>12 Days of Jesus Junk &#8211; Day 2 &#8211; Jesus Night Lights</title>
		<link>http://healyourchurchwebsite.com/2007/12/15/12-days-of-jesus-junk-day-2-jesus-night-lights/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=12-days-of-jesus-junk-day-2-jesus-night-lights</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2007 13:49:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>meandean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes folks, it's day two of our 12 step ... I mean 12 day bloganalia of Jesus junk, that crufty commercialized crap that so cheapens our faith, to the point of giving us equally crummy websites. With that, let us all sing in roaring voice ... <a href="http://healyourchurchwebsite.com/2007/12/15/12-days-of-jesus-junk-day-2-jesus-night-lights/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>12 Days of Jesus Junk &#8211; Day 1 &#8211; Life-like Baby Jesus</title>
		<link>http://healyourchurchwebsite.com/2007/12/14/12-days-of-jesus-junk-day-1-life-like-baby-jesus/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=12-days-of-jesus-junk-day-1-life-like-baby-jesus</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:21:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>meandean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes folks with Christmas 12 days from today it is time to take some time out from web design and enjoy the spirit of the season. And what better way to do that then to give coverage to the carnival of "kristian kitsch" that so plagues our over-commercialized culture with a series I'm calling: The 12 Days of Jesus Junk
 <a href="http://healyourchurchwebsite.com/2007/12/14/12-days-of-jesus-junk-day-1-life-like-baby-jesus/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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